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Down With Webster is a band that hails from Toronto. The group has been praised by super producer Timbaland as being innovative and up and comers in the music scene of 2010. Their music is a unique blend of rap, pop and rock and the band is favored by Kiss's Gene Simmons.
Down With Webster is notorious in the Durham Region (half hour east of Toronto) for their platinum membership at The Palace, a Gentleman's Club in Pickering, Ontario where they allegedly spent 90% of their record advance money from their Universal Motown record deal. Their platinum membership affords the band a year round reservation for premium seats on perv row.
Stripper A: "I wanna work at The Palace in Pickering so bad."
Stripper B: "Why's that?"
Stripper A: "Because Down With Webster are regulars at The Palace, and they make great music and are excellent tippers."
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A sex act so ridiculous that this has to be something made up by a 13 year old boy who had just been on a field trip to a farm or petting zoo.
First guy: "I read about this thing called a "sneezing webster" on Urban Dictionary yesterday. You stick your dick into a cow's nose and block the other nostril and shove your balls in it's mouth. Man, that has to be the most disgusting sex act ever."
Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."
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Any cheap lexicon between two book covers that contains the words 'Webster's Dictionary' on the cover.
Please go to the Dollar Store and grab me a Webster's Dictionary.
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You know when you are fucking a cow in the nostril and you block it's other nostril with your hand so it can't breath and has to open it's mouth and licks your balls with its tongue, that's a sneezy webster
Having sex with a cows nose is the crux of a sneezy webster
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A method for getting rid of crabs. First, you must shave everything from your neck down to your knees except for one testicle. Wait for roughly 24 hours before starting the next phase. After completing that you will get a bucket of ice water, a strip of cellophane, lighter fluid, and a lighter. Wrap you penis in the cellophane and then apply the lighter fluid to the unshaven testicle. Straddle yourself over the bucket of water (have it decently close to your testicle) and ignite your testicle. After no more than 5 seconds you will squat down until your testicle is fully submerged and the fire is out. At this point remove the cellophane from your penis and check for any burns.
Excellent work, you are now crab free.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think this bitch gave me crabs the other night. You know any tricks to get rid of them?
Guy 2: Yes man, its simple. Just use the Webster Method.
MEANS DEVIL CHILD. A PERSON WHOSE ABSOLUTELY EVIL BITCH
SARAH: i hope she falls down a well
Emma:your such a lily webster
The act of eating out a chick and blowing a vape cloud into her until it comes out of her asshole.
Sally's friends were amazed when she came out of the bedroom with a smoking asshole and when asked she said he gave me a dirty Webster.