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Windows is a complicated armed forces code which really means "Dead on Site". "Dead on Site"'s acrynym is DOS and since DOS is linked to Windows they recoded it to Windows.
-"Base to CRO ((Cheif Radio Operator)), what's the TC ((tent city, code for prison camp)) look like?
-"CRO to base, we have 10 POWs who've gone through the Windows, 5 with a pal ((code for mal pal which is code for malaria)) and five friends of Jack ((Hungry Jack meals are prized possessions so friends of Jack would be people starving)).
A shitty OS that is impossible to run for more than 10 minutes without crashing. Only somewhat good version ever made is 200 0 Pro. Costs too much (even tho linux users can afford it, because most windows users drive a rice rocket and linux users dont even need to drive because their computers are so fast they can sit down on them and ride them around) and is the best $500 solitare game ever made. Uses stolen Mac code and
requires an update every day. Linux only needs to be updated when a cool new program comes out. Linux is impossible to crash (which is why it is used to run most servers.) Windows is Homo-approved. If you are currently running windows (which i am NOT) then either partition it and put lindows on one drive OR just delete windows completely - it is useless. Linux is now offically compatible with most programs. Format C: NOW!
"Aw shit my Windows comp froze!"
"Windows costs too much"
"I think its time i format windows"
"Windows is for noobs!"
"Linux is 133t when compared to windows!"
"Windows Sucks!"
A peice of crap OS that has only one way to properly fix it.
1. Enter Command Prompt
2. Type 'Format C:'
3. Insert Linux Installation Disk 1
4. Follow onscreen instructions
5. Congratulations, Windows is fixed.
Windows is a really unstable Operating System even in the year 2005 it still crashes constantly, hogs memory there not much I can say thats not already been said, I personally Run windows 2000 pro on one partition and Gentoo on another and I'm quite happy using windows 2kpro for certain games and software and gentoo for other things.
Lamer: "Windows sucks"
Linux User: "Yeah I know, why not use Linux?"
Lamer: "I don't know how to use linux"
Linux User: "Try Mandrake or Fedora It's designed for people like you"
Proof that supply and demand are more important than downloading a 300MB incomplete kernel for free.
Windows is definitely worth more than the $200 I spent on it.
1. The glass thing that you look through, and the birds run into
2. One of many of what I have opened right now (what this website is in.
1. Ouch! dang it, I ran into the fucking window.
2.I opened yahoo to hide my pr0n window