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an ugly girl who automatically attracts the wingman because she is the ugliest of the group.
Oh no, look it's Fat Mabel the wingman magnet. umm yeah, you're taking care of her while i get face time with any other monster that weighs less than 2,000 lbs.
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a wingman who takes a major hit for the team by taking the fugly, nasty and/or fat grenade.
Jeff is the greatest wingman of all time. He'll always offer to go on those suicide missions and kamikaze wingman for me with those heffalump bitches.
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A Sexual Wingman is a guy/girl you bring along with you on singles
outings (like to bars) that helps you out with the women/men.
Typically in these ways :
• The Sexual Wingman will always be there to “occupy” the friends of the pair so that you may engage in the “conversation”
• When the sexual wingman technique is used, both girls/guys are
approached by the men/women, and the sexual Wingman automatically
engages in conversation with the friend.
• At the end of the night, after you have worked your
magic, the Sexual Wingman, AND ONLY THE WINGMAN, offers
the girls/guys to comeback to her/his place for a little ‘after party’.
• Once everyone arrives, the Sexual Wingman “occupies” the
friend IN ANOTHER ROOM, leaving yourself and the
sweet sweet little hotty alone so that you can hook it up!
Important note: Keep in mind that a sexual wingman
should always be of equal
or greater knowledge then you.
Learning and practiceing the Sexual Wingman support system
is an unbelievable asset if done right. Your sexual wingman is
an invaluable assistant for you so don't underestimate
the value of finding a sexual Wingman that can work with you.
"Tonight I need you to be my sexual wingman, you in?"
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Two individuals who act on their friends behalf to help guide his cock into the vagina because he is too drunk to do so.
Bro if you can't get laid by a Double Wingman, you ain't getting laid!
That chillaxin bro in the shotgun seat, who holds the pizza while you drive.
Drew- Matt, I need you to be my pizza wingman.
Matt- No problem Drew.
a wingman is hand picked out of a group of individuals.....it is not given away to any one person....each individual has to earn the right to be another man's WINGMAN!! according to Webster a wingman is a pilot who flies behind and outside the leader of a flying formation
hey guys you ready to go out...? Fuck that i dont party with out my wingman!!
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The specific code set by ancient Wingmen that all new wingmen must follow.
"Before you can wingman for me, learn the Wingman's code."
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