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A kitchen tool most commonly used to do the dishes and cook food for the family.
My woman is currently cooking dinner.
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Fictional creature. They don't exist. You've been conned.
Jeven: I just met this amazing woman and-
Stames: Those don't exist. Come back to the real world.
Jeven: What
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A dish washer with big tatas
Man1: dude is your new dishwasher any good?
Man2: yeah it works better than my woman ever could!
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1. A human female with two X chromosomes and a reproductive system that has existed since birth, which allows them to produce eggs, conceive, and dispell unused eggs through a menstrual cycle from the uterus.
1. This woman has given birth to two healthy babies.
2. Sally has started her period, she's becoming a woman.
Women are beauty, women are grace, women are imminent doom. A woman is a swimsuit left out on the lawn after playing with the sprinkler and then being run over by the lawn mower. Women are the feeling of your leg hair flowing in the breeze. A woman is when you walk around the corner of a building on a windy day and get SMACKED in the face with nature. Have you ever seen a video of a raccoon receiving a piece of cotton candy? Thatโs a woman. Women are robust, women are industrious, women like ferb and phineas. Women are gaรฉ. A woman is an orca in high tide. Women are not tiaras, women are not crowns, women are the aching hands of the metal smith. Women are mauve, but never chartreuse. Some fan fictions believe that Jesus was the king of kings, Paul blart was the king of queens, queen was queen. Who was the queen of kings? Shania Twain. Ordering something online and realizing you already have it, thatโs a woman. Women are *high note*. Iโm sweating right now and itโs because of women. Women are the magazine subscription that you canโt cancel. If you ever kept repeating the right answer to a question that nobody heard, you might be a woman. Women are the earth, women are the sky (the sky is a lesbian). Women are angels, women are life givers, women are life takers. Women are everything. A women is a eucalyptus leaf. You can always tell a woman by her big, juicy, ๊ง๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ก๐ฆ๊ง. RESPECT HER. Most importantly, a woman is whatever she wants to be in her wildest nightmare.
The secret thought to make the spell over you go away is โget offโ thank me later with a like. Just a caring girl.
โIโll just keep chanting โget offโ in my head until the womanizer doesnโt have power over me.โ I thought.
A biological collection of polygons strategically placed in such a manner that, upon visual stimulation, would cause a male homosapien's penis to fill with blood. Said polygons include, but are not limited to, an irregular concave located between the legs and two conics on the anterior of the torso.
I tried to use integral calculus to determine the volume of the two conic sections that protrude off the chest of a woman. However, when I came in for a closer inspection, the collection of polygons stabbed me and claimed sexual harassment. The things I do for the evolution of mathematics...
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