willy-wonky

Adjective used to describe a state of weirdness, disarray, or uncomfortable feeling.

Sam was all willy-wonky after he caught his wife sleeping with his brother.

Watching someone eat mayonnaise makes me feel willy-wonky.

It's willy-wonky that I'm paying taxes so other able bodied people can sit at home, smoke potweed, and watch reruns on a tv (that I pay for).

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wonky britches

When your undercarriage gets sweaty from running or whatver activity. AKA Sweaty Nutz, swamp ass.

No running for me today, It gives me a terrible case of the wonky britches.

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wonky

A mans favorite tool. The penis

1.You have to have a big wonky to be a porn star.
2.Son, quit playing with your wonky.

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wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.

“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.

Wonky tonky

When a homie be high as balls he be WONKY TONKY

Dang bro kyles wonky tonky

wonky eye

someone who has a lazy or “wonky” eye of which they cannot control

bruhhh look at isaac’s wonky eye, can’t tell who he’s looking at.

wonky wood

The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.

That bale of lumber we got from Discount Lumber, more than half of it was wonky wood.