Yak

When something isn't funny

Says dead joke
yak yak yak

yak

The liquid substance of methadone and vomit.

That junkie waits to for his yak everyday when Paul goes to the pharmacy

Yak it

Basically send it/do it.

"Bruh you gotta try this vape, yak it."
"We were driving yesterday and I yaked it around the corner and almost curbed it"

YAK

Y. A. K. is the acronym for "Young Athletic Killers" which the only way someone could rech such status is to also have a huge penis.

Girl 1: hey I had sex with this guy last night, I could barely take him. :(

Girl 2: Yeah he must have been a YAK!

Girl 1: Yes I cried

yak

The heavenly creature that flies across the sky in it's magic kayak. Every year, it will pop out of your bath-hole on Shaving Yak Day. Be sure to leave some shaving cream by your sink. If you are lucky, he might leave you a surprise.

"GASP! The Shaving Yak left me shavng-scum!"

yakked

1. To be hit very hard or smashed.
2. To be beaten horribly in a game.

1. Shit! Did you see Peyton Manning get yakked up by Marvin Harrison.
2. Wow, I can't belive Toronto FC got yakked like that in yesterday's game.

yak yak tak

When an asshole decides to never stop talking

And he kept talking and talking and talking until all i heard was yak yak tak again and again and again!
I could've plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqed!