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Formerly a friendly place to upload all sorts of video content onto the internet and make a couple of bucks here or there. Now it's been overrun by vloggers clickbaiters and toy review channels. What went from a place to upload all sorts of entertainment has become the most cancerous site on the internet, with every trending video being some sort of clickbait, toy review or vlog.
Me: Man, remember when YouTubers uploaded good content?
Friend: I sure as hell would rather have gaming videos over 100 degree knife clickbait or Jake Paul
A safe haven for teenagers to upload shitty raps and promote their mixtapes.
Mike: John uploaded a rap on YouTube
Youtube (Def: 1):
An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity.
Youtube (Def: 2): An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.
Prof. Dr. RTGame PHD
Example (Def 1): A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams "It was I" and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a Tiktok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.
Example (Def 2): A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meme. Thank you, kind stranger. This person is a Youtube.
One who spends so much time browsing youtube videos that they have metaphorically taken root, in the manner of a potato or other root vegetable. A couch potato of the new millenium.
"Oh man, I haven't showered in three days. I've just been sitting at my desk with a bag of cheetos watching Youtube videos!"
"Dude, you'd better watch out you're about to become a youtuber."
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The process of browsing and watching videos on www.YouTube.com
Guy 1: Hey dude, have you ever been YouTubing?
Guy 2: Yeah it's gnarley!
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YouTube is a video hosting site launched in 2005. It has gone way downhill nowadays. It was bought by Google in 2006.
Now it's been taken over by retarded kids (not me, retarded 15-year-olds) with webcams, no sense of internet humor, and ranting about how they hate you.
Don't even get me started on the 5-year-olds whose parents don't watch what they are doing...
Thankfully, there are some non-retarded people on YouTube.
YouTube used to be the shit. Now it's just shit.
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The video sharing site that allows you to "broadcast yourself". Launched in 2005 and purchased by Google in 2006, the site was good until around late 2008/early 2009 when Youtube started acting more like a dictatorship, enforcing stupid copyright rules, forcing users to adapt to new designs and formats they don't want, eliminating user groups, and requiring users to sit through ads before letting them watch their video. If you are thinking of starting an account I urge you to reconsider. If you currently have an account, I would consider deleting it and not returning until Youtube agrees to return to the way things worked from around 2005-mid 2008.
Youtube has gone to hell since Google took over. They want to kick the everyday you and me users off the site and only allow popular people like Fred and Rebecca Black to post videos. To the YT heads, if you don't pay money, you aren't worth their time.
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