It is april 12. Show me your cock day
12 of april is show me your cock day
British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.
"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."
"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"
What you say when you are getting fucked
Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot
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Just let loose, party, stuff your sorries in a sack, and enjoy life.
"Yo you got to chill man, rock out with your cock out, man"
when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.
Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!
Kofi Kingston is about to hit the Jamaican Suck Your Cock!
A synonym to "whatever floats your boat" used by the common faggots known as "road men"
Oi Jim what shall I do with Fatima tonight blad. "Whatever rocks your cock" fam