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When someone's partner "cleans them up" with their mouth after a sexual act
"Did you hear that X's girl zambonied him last night"
When man fucks a girl up the ass and it gets shit on his cock. And she sucks it off clean, like a skating rink.
My girl gave me a chocolate zamboni last night!
Tom Selleck has pleasured thousands of women with that big honkin' pussy zamboni of his.
Simple, a Colorado Zamboni is a tractor with a plow on the rear plowing a rodeo arena. Could be a side by side or ATV as well.
the broncs and bulls tore up the arena and it needs a good plowin wheres that colorado zamboni?
A sex act where two people proceed to shit on each other's faces and spread it evenly so that they look black. Like a more natural version of the African black soap face mask.
Jane: "I gave my husband a Zimbabwean Zamboni last night."
Bob: "How was it?"
Jane: "It would have gone pretty well if we weren't in George Zimmerman's house. He got merked."
When plan A, and plan B fails, you put the crevice attachment on an Orek XL vacuum, and use it to extract the creampie from her womb. For added entertainment, you have to feed her the leftovers from the vacuum bag with a rusty spoon while running the vacuum over her feet.
I went all caveman on a googly fish eyed troglodyte tonight! I knocked her out, and then knocked her up... I should bust out the Zamboni Finish on that smelly hooker pirate before she wakes up!