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When Abraham Lincoln obtained total cosmic awareness he became Time Lincoln. With his new found powers over timespace he fights crime and helps right wrongs using advanced technology from the future.
Holy balls Time Lincoln just saved me from getting hit by a bus.
Having sexual relations with a woman sporting ungroomed nether regions. So named for the 16th president of the United States, whose distinguishing characteristic was a large, black, unruly beard.
Kathy: Hey Adam, Brandon's all over that new Asian chick in the office. I don't even think she's cute.
Adam: Yeah, I know, but he's always preferred drivin' a Lincoln.
When you are in the movie theater and you cum on the back of someones head when they're not looking.
Wow, Pablo just gave me a "alabama Lincoln" while watching Cars 2, I didn't even have any napkins.
when something is so funny it has epic proportions. Only a sorceror the likes of Abraham Lincoln could describe how funny it is.
Guy 1 : Did you see that dude fail just then?
Guy 2 : Yea it was well the lolbraham lincoln.
1. A pimp/ette's vehicle, designed for the most comfortable fuck achievable. (I know..) First produced in 1938, 1956-60 the Mark II-V were released under solely the "Continental" name, in 1961 the Continental was completely redesigned from scratch. 60's models were often characterized by suicide doors, a design flaw that makes for an extremely sexy, deadly vehicle. The accelerator must be pressed with a pimp cane, and there are dual goblet holders for you & your hoe passenger's drinking pleasure.
1. "Oh, Sandy..I'm so glad we did it in the Continental!"
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If you can past the shit weather and the fishy smell you get rewarded by being able to buy weed on any corner
Person 1: Bro i just found some weed on the ground
Person 2: well we are from port lincoln
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What a hot woman's name would be if she were a president.
If she were a president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln!
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