the pirate

when you are riding a girl from behind, you take out your cock, spit on her back, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. the result is she will say "aaaaarr"

here is the pirate:
"oh that's good"
*hoch* *ptoo*
"what the f..."
*splat*
*gasp*
*kick*
"aaaarrrr"

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pirates

A major league baseball team from Pittsburgh, Pa.

"In 1992, when the Atlanta Braves stole the NLCS from the Pirates, Pittsburgh lost interest in baseball and Sid Bream Sucks!" "Barry Bonds started taking steroids after losing the NLCS for the Pirates."

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Pirating

A sex act. To kick your sexual partner in the shin and cum in him/her eye. Causing him/her to hop, hold eye and shout.

"dude, i so pirated that chick i picked up last night"
"huh? what the hell is pirating?"
"See above dude"

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pirate

amazing how people define what an actual pirate is on a SLANG Dictionary...

A pirate is someone who downloads free shit all the time, thus are pirating. Someone who pirates is a pirate etc...

I'm a pirate, I'm always downloading torrents and shit like that.

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Pirate

Where you'r get a blow job and just before you blow your load you pull your dick out of her mouth,Jizz in her eye, and stomp on her foot.

Dude,i just gave my girl a Pirate.lmao.

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pirateness

the aura of being a pirate.

I am in awe of your pirateness.

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pirateness

to be particularly pirate-like

I am in awe of your pirateness.

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