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1. Is a person with an oversized ego, that goes to school for at least 11 years. This includes college, medical school and residency.
2. Is a person that has to over achieve because he has a small penis or she is an ugly bitch
3. Is a person that "practices" medicine on people only to get it wrong and is sued relentlessly out the ass
Doctors are a bunch of assholes
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a inept person who injects you full of crack when your not looking. when they "take blood" they are actually injecting you with crack or giving you a disease that they will charge you to cure later on! if you complain theyll lock you in a room and stick icepicks in your balls!
crackheads start in the E.R wing
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verb: To add a cultural flavor to a food that has been prepared at the store. This process is usually done when a person does not have time to authentically prepare a dish.
"Go get me some of that potato salad at the store and I'll doctor it up. I don't have time to be peelin' no potatoes!"
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Masturbating vigorously while standing on one leg on the edge of a bathtub with an 80 pound bag of rock salt on your shoulder.
Grant almost pulled off the doctor last night but he fell as he climaxed and tore his ACL.
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During the act of coitus and nearest the point of ejaculation, the male performs the act of coitus interruptus. Upon removing the penis from the vagina, the male proceeds to seal the vaginal opening, first with a generous application of Super Glue and second with a strip of Duct Tape. When complete, the male ejaculates into his hand, proceeds to rub his semen in the females face and screams at the top of his lungs, "Thats what we call the Doctor Doctor bitch!"
The Doctor Doctor was performed to fully illustrate the depth and breadth of my disgust towards her existence.
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it is the word that describes having a shit and piss at the same time. Doctor (Shitpiss) is the full name.
"i really need to see the Doctor"
"you dont want to keep the Doctor waiting"
"im just going for a Doctor"
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A drug dealer with a Ph.D
you need a doctor to give you a bunch of different and pray that one works.
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