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Flannel daddy

Ruggedly attractive father. Beard and mustache are a must. Looks like a flannel model.

That’s not just any dad, that’s flannel daddy

by BP2019 January 29, 2018

15πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


flannel unicorn

A person overcome by hormonal rage.

Jason: "That Bill guy is really being a flannel unicorn today."
Mike: "Yeah, I think his fiancee's really been twisting his nuts lately."

by davidsouth2000 November 12, 2014

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


flannel sheets

The act of sexual intercourse between an -all natural- couple... soft & warm, instinctual, comforting.

PSA: adult men & women are supposed to have pubic hair, folks!

After circulating & making small talk separately all evening at the pretentious company party, I couldn't wait to take my girl home, strip off our confining duds, and get to the flannel sheets we'd each been craving.

by Cloud Animal December 27, 2017

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


dick flannel

the rag used to wipe cum off a guys dick, usually used as an insult

guy 1"dude that girl is soo fit , should i ask her out??"
guy 2"no don't she's such a dick flannel there's still some in her hair"

by John Hammond April 27, 2017

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fanny flannel

A flannel used specifically to wipe ones vagina

This fanny flannel is very soft on my bits

by fulleulla February 27, 2011

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


courtesy flannel

The most necessary article of clothing when attending a movie. The flannel is then used to conceal any vulgar activities done underneath it. Therefore, one is courteous by using this article of clothing. Used as a prefix, courtesy can be applied to many other terms (courtesy pontoon, courtesy car, etc). Courtesy can also be used as a verb.

A courtesy flannel may be too straightforward on the first date.

β€œWow, did they really courtesy on the pontoon boat? Classy.”

by iheartavacado May 25, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Flannel Country

1.)People from upstate New York, who when you visit them you see more flannel then normal clothes.
2.)Usually Laundry day when the red necks have to wash their cammo for the first time in a month
3.)Any place where going to Wal-Mart is a night out on the town.
4.)Utica
5.) People who complain from upstate that they pay a ton of taxes for our subways and forget everyone else does it. if its such a porblem and you feel like youre not getting your moneys worth...move!
see also upstate new york

" a deadly wreck at a Flannel Country Wal-mart parking lot leaves 2 john deer tractor pilots dead. Alcohol may be a factor."

by wicked cool! September 9, 2005

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž