Dirty Turked

To go on holiday to Turkey and shag a local.

"Yeah I just got back from Marmaris where I got dirty turked by a barman called Mehmet on a sun lounger."

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Poo window

A poo window descibes the period of time during which it is easy and comfortable to go for a poo. Missing this window may result in over-straining and discomfort!

I missed the poo window this morning coz I didnt wanna use the toilets at work.

Fanny flannel

A flannel used specifically to wipe ones vagina

This fanny flannel is very soft on my bits

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Boob rape

Game in which a woman tries to rub her breast up against a stranger at a bar without the person noticing.

I totally just boob raped that dude at the bar

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