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the worst book in the world. lord of the rings is a sequel. you might have to read it in 7th or 8th grade for summer reading or just during school. its more of a boys book. and it was made into a play (worst play ever).
Girl 1: hey did you like our summer reading book, the hobbit?
Girl 2: Nah, it wasn't very good and its more of a boys book.
Girl 1: yeah that's true.
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Children produced in an effort to increase government funded aid.
D-Bone really enjoyed Janene's fine white badonkadonk... but those 9 welfare hobbits kept her from closing tha deal.
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Hobbit Rock is term used to refer to late '60s and early-to-mid '70s prog rock, or most any music group that includes fantasy, fairy tale, medieval and related lyrics, imagery or sounds. Many songs and/or albums by Led Zeppelin, Jethro Tull, Yes, King Crimson, Rush, Gentle Giant and others. The music is characterized by rapid tempo changes, rushed flourishes, folky breaks, long solos, exuberant stage sets and costumery, and instruments such as lutes, flutes, glockenspiels, pipes and crumhorns; i.e. a perfect expression of goofy 1970s rock excesses. While technically proficient and rather endearing as a time capsule, most of the bands associated with Hobbit Rock went downhill by the 1980s and suffered from weak songwriting and regrettable production values shared by other contemporary acts, such as stereotypical '80s-era guitar and drum effects. Hobbit Rock was especially popular in Italy, and enjoyed enduring popularity with nerds and libertarians.
You hear them flutes an' sh*t? They sure play a lot of that Hobbit Rock on this station.
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a penis that is so hairy that the hair even grows upwards on the shaft of the penis
related to the fact that in the movie version of Lord Of The Rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands
"so i was gonna go south of the border, but no no no!
he had some MAJOR hobbit cock action going on!
as soon as he does some serious manscaping then we'll be good to go!"
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Misunderstood term when attempting to say "Harvard Bar" in a bad Boston accent while quoting Good Will Hunting.
You: "so this is a Haah-vahhd Bah, huh? ... I thought there would be equations on the wall"
Friend: "Hobbit bob? What the fuck is a hobbit bob?"
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A slang term referring to Cannabis commonly known as pot or weed.
"Man can I get some hobbit's leaf from you later tonight?"
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Having an excess amount of hair on or around ones private region, to the point of being comparable to a hobbit's feet.
Josh exposed his hobbit crotch to Lacee, who promptly got out of his car and vomited on her shoes.
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