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Something you would say to describe how much trouble or problems you have gotten yourself into.
Leah: Oh no! We got dirt on mums new dress.
Sophie: Shit! What should we do? There isn't enough time to wash it before the party!
Leah: This is a quagmire of epic proportions!
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Shove your two balls into the cheek pockets of your hoe and smack her face with your dick and then jizz in each eyeball and then screamm "WHOS YOUR DADDY? GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GOOOO!"
my bitch was gettin fresh so i gave her a naughty double quagmire.
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1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.
2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
jack: "monkey."
jack: "NO MONKEY."
jack: "monkey."
daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
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"The Battle of Aleppo in 2015, with its simultaneous multi-levelled siege and being able to travel in a straight line and travel through government, YPA, government, rebel, and ISIS territory, truly was an omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions".
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Glenn Quagmire or just Quagmire is a fictional character from the cartoon Family Guy. He is the sex crazed perverted Neighbor of the Griffins who is always horny and will bang just about every chick he meets.
He went so Quagmire last night.
Glenn Quagmire, or commonly referee to as just Quagmire, is a fictional character from the T.V. Show Family Guy. He is the sex crazed perverted neighbor of the Griffins who is always horny and will bang just about every chick he meets.
"He went so Quagmire last night"
When someone cancel's plans last moment or when someone builds you up to hang out but has no follow through; cancel culture
He was sending me messages on Grindr but when I got there, it was a quagmire