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A city in Syria that is ground zero for thousands of refugees fleeing civil war and Isis emigrating to Europe. This has sparked heated discourse about where the refugees are welcome. Aleppo has become synonymous for the Syrian immigration debate.
Interviewer; Mr. Johnson, as libertarian candidate for president, what do u think about Aleppo?
Mr. Johnson; what is Aleppo?
Interviewer; it's the end of your presidential aspirations, and the rebirth of my career.
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Something that Gary Johnson doesn't know.
News commentator: How about Aleppo
Gary Johnson: What is Aleppo?
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Used to be largest city of Syria. Hell on Earth thanks to CIA and mass media.
Aleppo used to be peaceful, prosperoous city, until CIA decided to send shitton of TOW ATGMs, cholrine, sarin and mustard gas canisters, M16s and M4s.
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Gary Johnson: And what is Aleppo?
Reporter: You're kidding
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One of the most dynamic city in Syria. Go there, and I can guarantee you would have a blast, but careful not to lose you head while you are there.
Isn't Aleppo neat?
It isn't just neat, it's explosive.
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When your mind draws a blank when asked a question you should know the answer to
"I guess I'm having an Aleppo moment."
-- Gary Johnson
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Rule #1 of the Libertarian Fight Club: you don't ask what's Aleppo.
Ryan got his head smashed in for asking what's Aleppo. Since then he became a degrowther.