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Everyone's favourite tofu-eating, squeaky-voiced, lactose-intolerant martial arts guru, Reed Tucker (in)famously appeared on the Chatterbox 109 radio show in the game Grand Theft Auto 3. He is the founder of the "Now and Zen" dojo and organic food market, he is also the author of "Karate and Digestion", a self-help book on how to combine martial arts and organic food. When not existing on a diet of nuts, berries and leafy vegetables, Reed enjoys chopping desks in half and moaning like a pansy on national radio.
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Noun - Some say he was nursed at the teat of the mother wolf, in the burned out hull of an E-Type Jaguar. Some say he was born from the thunder clap that occurred when Mario Andretti & Ritchie Blackmore bumped into each other at a party, high on qualudes. He is not drawn to exotic women and fine alcohols, they are drawn to him. All we know is, they call him The Stig's American Cousin.
John Reed is a bad ass mother fucker.
That cuck we all know, who has a cancerous group of friends and secretly has a crush on Sally.
Hailey Reed is a literal ball of sunshine who deserves all the love in the world. She's always there to comfort you when you need her and is super sweet. Everyone wishes they had a Hailey Reed, but she's off limits because she belongs to only one person. She's very loyal and caring and just perfect in every meaning of the word. Overall she's just complete wifey material.
I hope to marry Hailey Reed one day.
Malachi wishes he could be with hailey reed.
Hailey Reed likes galaxies.
1. a subtle, sometimes innocent glance, especially at potentially hot chicks. it is primarily an evaluation peek.
2. a quick glance that is meant to go unnoticed, but it caught by somebody
He definately took a Reed peek at the chicks at the beach to see if they were hott.
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The Free Safety/Strong Safety/Cornerback/Entire secondary for the Baltimore Ravens. Has a bigger intercetion radius than if you were to put every Detroit Lion player that ever played on the field... together.
Guy: You wanna hear a joke?
Guy2: Sure why not
Guy: Do you know why Ed Reed never had flees?
Guy2: Idk why?
Guy: Because he'd just pick them off
Guy2:Lame... but true
(Highfive)
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Main character in the web series The Mark Side. He's usually overly happy and has a huge attraction to his friend Benjamin, who hates the attention.
Mark Reed is my favorite character in The Mark Side.