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The humble zombie
The reason you died on your first ever Minecraft survival world
Person: I’m going okay Minecraft for the first time!
2 minutes later...
Person: *gets killed by zombie* SHIT
To feel or realize something in a numb or slow zombie-like motion.
I zombiely felt the sun rays creeping up my skin.
undead brainsuckers, normally raised by a freak natural disaster or by means of a necromancer. The only way to permanently incapacitate one is to remove it's head completely.
Brian heard something behind him while dart throwing and shouted "fuck-a-doodle-doo" it was a ZOMBIE shouting "BRAINS"!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 111111o neoneooneone oneoeon111111!!!!!!!!11l olololol
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Employee with little or no enthusiasm or drive. Thus spending most of their time with hands in pockets and walking unbelievably slowly. A Lazy.
Haven't you finished that yet? You're such a Zombie.
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Humans that at one point were turned to zombies by being bit by another zombie and eventually dying. Extreme stupidity surrounds these creatures as they mindlessly bash on the barracades of surviving humans. They can be said to not be able to "climb stairs" as my friend says...but others may say otherwise while there face is being ripped off completly after the zombie lept up the stairs. Shotguns are most affective at close range with these beings, the only way to stop the damn thing from moving would be to shoot its brain or completly sever the head....this does not mean cut its head off because it will infact still be "alive". So the best way i would have to say to survive a zombie attack would be to kill urself because.....ur screwed anyway....u think u can survive? no u cant ur fucked.
Jay "shoot for the heads"
Brian "whats the point zombies cant climb stai....ahhhh"
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A synonym for the number 9. This is because of the old joke why was 6 afraid of 7....because 7 8 9. 7 ate nine and 9 then proceded to turn into the undead, hence the name zombie.
School starts an hour before zombie.
The time is currently zombie o'zombie.
I have zombie fingers because my thumb was bitten off my a muskrat.
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