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A torture method businesses use to get people to buy their shit
OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! Alright fine, I’ll pay 9.99$ a month, as long as I don’t have to listen to these ads anymore
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Yeah, this is a thing you can do.
Hym "Yeah, hi, hello I added you to the thing that people are doing. There are several guys and girls (who do what you do) who are doing that thing. It's hard to keep track of whether or not I'm insane so every once and a while I have to add new people to the thing to see if they start doing them thing. So... Yeah, hi. We don't have like a gift basket..."
Iam "Oh! We should do a gift basket! That would be good. I like that. With some soaps and like a candle or something... That would be dope!"
Hym "You know and I know that we don't have any money for gift baskets."
Iam "Yeah... Well, put that one on the back-burner then. I donno..."
Hym "Just... I'm doing a thing I'm address they guy that's in the thing."
Iam "Sorry..."
Hym "You're distracting. I'm trying to do a thing and you're..."
Iam "I'm sorry! Fine! I'll just go! How's that sound?"
Hym "It's too late! You've ruined everything! I was talking to the guy and you come in here with your soaps and candles and now I don't know where I'm going with this. You sucked all of the momentum out if what I'm doing here! Momentum sucker!"
Iam "Oh, I'm Sooo sorry I sucked your momentum! Did I derail your attempt to... What? Say hi to a guy? Is that what I did? I'm just in the way of you saying hi to the guy that's in the thing now?"
Hym "Why are you still here!? You know this is confusing. I'm explaining the thing."
Iam "Explain away..."
Hym "You used up all the characters! Idiot!" 🤬
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Iam "Ow!" 😒
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AD means attention-deficit, or unable to pay attention.
That kid in the back of the class is so AD.. he never listens to the teacher.
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An acronym for: Asian Dick Syndrom, that is to say, a person with a very small penis. Almost all Asians are born with it. Not to be confused wth pre-pubescentcy, also commen in Asians.
*In Change-Rooms*
Normal Boy: Man your puny!
Infected Boy: Dude it ain't my fault...its all to blame on ADS!!
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AD stands for after dark, as in ugly ass woman who come out after dark.
Cft told me bout that ad u been kickin it with, lol hope u dont catch somthing.
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Accidental Dick Exposure. Basically when your dick lets loose and flies out of your pants. Often happens when going commando, and your pants zipper fails. (Oops.) Also by men with long ones or short pants and it shows when sitting down.
Person1: *red hot face*
Person2: What happened?
Person1: I was going commando, and I got ADE so embarrassed!!! Like all my coworkers and boss were there
Person2: *snigger*
Person1: *kick in the nuts* How dare you
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