Dirt Aggie

A derogatory reference for the Texas Tech Red Raiders, combining the ever prevalent dirt in Lubbock with their hated rivals the Texas A&M Aggies. Often delivered by Texas Longhorn students and graduates.

Jarod is such a Dirt Aggie...dumbass Tech grad. His only future is as a call center Supervisor.

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mad aggie

a way of saying someone is very annoying or very aggravating

(Friend#1 poking Friend#2)

Friend#2: You're mad aggie!!

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aggy pants

a term used to describe someone who is easily aggitated.

-"your so infuriating!"

-"calm down aggy pants!"

Saggy Aggie

A woman hanging a bit too low to go bra-less. Offensively so.

person a: ouch, Saggy Aggie oughtta hoist up dem babies.
person b: Agreed! Not pretty.

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aggy bobo

A "aggy bobo" a person well experienced in anal though in denile about it

he is such an aggy

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Aggie joke

Joke starring allegedly dumb Texas A & M types. Cf. Polish joke, Newfie jokes in Canada (see Newfie left; Portuguese jokes in Brazil.

Lookit that hound lick his balls! Ah wish Ah could do that!
Go ahead! He don't bite!

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Aggie Syndrome

the uncontrollable desire to make love to various members of the animal kingdom, specifically those found in a barnyard. This is named after the Aggie students from Texas Ag & Mech (Texas a&m). Most commonly associated with the humping of sheep. Ugly women may be used during long nights of drinking, which led to the admission of women in the last half of the 20th century.

Bubba came down with a bad case of Aggie syndrome on a visit to College Station. He and his sheep will be getting married in two weeks due to the pregnancy.

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