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when you sneeze and your dads ashes fly away and you never see them again
mom:where is your dad
Timmy: daddy airlines
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A shell of it's once stronger, and respected, original mainline airline service. Since the US Air Merger, they now fly under the American Eagle Brand as a regional Operator and Ground Handler.
God damn, Shit-mont! Always loosing my bags, and delaying my flight! I'll never fly Piedmont Airlines ever again if I can help it!
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Semen found in an airline toilet
"Fuck, i just sat in airline Paste"
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The absolute worst airline in the world to fly known for bad customer service. They treat their passengers like crap and overcharge for lowsy service. You have to pay for just making a reservation itself, for a soda, pillows, blankets, to check in your bag and almost to even use the toilet. When asked by an employee to help you, they role their eyes and speak in a condescending manner. When your trip is over they stick a broomstick up your ass and tell you to beat it.
The carrier is the 5th largest in the U.S. and is headquartered in the Minneapolis-St. Paul area. It has major hubs in Detroit, Memphis and Amsterdam with focus cities in Seattle, Los Angeles, New York, Indianapolis, Washington DC and Boston.
Northwest Airlines is disgusting but I will only fly them when I have to.
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An airline in which all the stewardesses are naked and it is clothing optional for the passangers.
When John flys he always uses a naked airline.
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A disgrace to Aeronautics that makes you pay more for peanuts than the tickets.
Flight Attendant: Would you like to have a seat? That would be $1,500
Passenger: How are you not giving everyone seats on an Airplane? AN AIRPLANE?
Flight Attendant: What did you think, this is Spirit Airlines, your ticket was $589.99
A former airline based in Hoston, TX that got oofed by United Airlines in 2010.
I really miss Continental Airlines. It sucks, that it got bought out by United