I wove you

When your too scared to say the " I love you" You replace love with "wove"

Elastics: I wove you
Cloze: I wove you more

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I got you

An expression that's short for:

1. I got your back.
2. I got you covered.
2. I got you protected.

After all of what you did for me. Don't worry, I got you.

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I kid you not

this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.

So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.

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I milo you

The step between liking someone and loving someone

Ismail: Hey sarah...
Sarah: yeah
Ismail: I milo you
Sarah: ok buddy :)

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I miss you

When you haven't seen someone you care about for some time and you want to see them again.

I haven't seen you for several months. I want to see you again. I miss you...

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I rub you

When somebody says I rub you, they are threatening to rub you.

“I rub you”
“Oh”

I robu you

''I love you'' Some japanese people say robu instead of love.

Me: I love you
G: I robu you