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ANTIQUING

antiquing ..... sex with someone over 50

I'll apply a faux finish that's just a little distressed, and then we can go out antiquing!

by Thessalonia June 6, 2017


antique show

a gathering of old and/or retired persons

The VFW is such an antique show, but man those guys can party.

I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011


Antique Blumpkin

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .

I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 1, 2023


Colombian Antique

Sexual act performed at fine gentleman’s clubs around the world. A woman, usually for hire, fills her anus with fine Colombian powder and flatulates in a man’s face. This gives a ghost like appearance and instant euphoria.

I was ripping rails off a strippers ass. Some fell into her crack and she Colombian Antiqued me.

by Colombianantique March 18, 2024


Antique

Pulling an antique is making a classic overplayed move that is to be expected by others

He pulled an absolute antique last night, shouldn’t even be surprised at this point...

by Bridget Jones November 23, 2021


Antique

A DESCRIPTIVE TERM FOR AN AGING DORSET BUILDER..

QUOTE: LOOK AT THAT ANTIQUE TRYING TO BUILD A WALL, ITS AS STRAIGHT AS A LABOURER'S KNOB

LOOK AT THAT ANTIQUE TRYING TO BUILD A WALL, ITS AS STRAIGHT AS A LABOURER'S KNOB

by Dorset tosser February 6, 2022


Antiques

Slang term from middle England for Cocaine.

You ready for the weekend. I need some antiques?

I've got the number of a good Antique Dealer!

Sweet, does he he deliver?

Antiques Roadshow mate. Antiques roadshow!

by RalffTonFull June 21, 2018