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You fuck a bitch and then run her over with a car.
I'm glad you had a good time at dinner, how about a Arizona Speedbump for dessert?
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These are horizontal scratches that run from the front fender to the rear quarter panel. These scratches are frequent when off-roading in the Arizona Desert.
When I was driving down a dry wash, I got Arizona Pinstripes when I got too close to the bushes.
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When a person defacates into a condom. Then puts it in a boiling pot of water with some salt (for a burning sensation). Puts the condom in the boiling pot with salt for 20 minutes. Then proceeds to shove it up one anus HOT!!.
Dammmit I wish I could just flash boil these.
Just use a flamethrower for the Arizona pipeline
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When your dick in is a girls vagina and you take a dildo and shove in her ass and keep jamming it in until it collides with your dick.
Cheyenne was being a naughty girl last night, so I gave her an Arizona Collision.
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The product of microwaving a turd to thermonuclear temperatures.
Billy: hey mum what's for dinner tonight?
Mother: you've been a naughty boy today, so your father is making Arizona Brownies for you while we go out to panda express.
Billy: but Arizona Brownies don't have enough nutritional value.
Mother: too bad.
One of the most beautiful and magical places on the planet. Has multiple vortexes where energy comes up through the earth.
Man I wish I could up and move to beautiful Sedona Arizona. What a happy place and everyone should experience it.
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Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits...
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