morbidly obese inner city people,protected by adipose tissue fat could be an example of Darwinism, survival of the fattest at least for short term.
from a unnamed big city E.R. E.R. doc says to nurse bullet lodged in her flank, missed all her vital organs saved by her urban armor. another example ,is Lane Bryant shooting fashion for big women the lone survivor played possum after being shot in the fat part of her neck.
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Noun.
A Knights Taleand The year my life went down the loo
Meaning to be in Love with a Boy and having him see you only as a friend and going after another girl who is typically prettier, amazing and so fourth.
"Yeah, So apperently i was just his armor girl, She's the one he really wanted."
"Damn sorry to hear that girl. You guys would have been perfect"
"Thanks for rubbing it in"
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Sexist brand that makes fake shirts
Lemme just buy this sexist brand called Under Armor
i've been working out at the gym latly so now im sporting an armored abdomen
Itβs another cool word of saying condom.
Did you have safe sex with her?
βYeah bro I never forget to wear my dick armorβ
When a character has no real importance to a story anymore or any arc to complete, yet can't die due to current/future fan service.
"Why didn't more main characters die in GoT Season 8: Episode 3?"
"FAN ARMOR"
Similar to plot armor. Refers to when a (typically male) character from film/television/etc has a large following of fangirls, and thus is incapable of being permanently killed in their movie/show/etc, because its writers know that said fangirls would riot if he did.
Guy A: How the heck is Castiel still alive?
Guy B: He's got serious fangirl armor.