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can of crushed arseholes

to be classified as a stupid person

Colford is as smart as a can of crushed arseholes

by Electric Turnip April 28, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


false as forty arseholes

Of someone insincere and two-faced.

"Don't tell her anything - she's as false as forty arseholes."

by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole

A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.

I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.

by jadenspeare May 2, 2022


ugly as a hat full of arseholes

someone who is incredibaly ugly and not even a mother could love them

your as ugly as a hat full of arseholes

by nwaa April 5, 2006

76๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit comes out of arseholes

When somebody you don't really like is talking rubbish.

"Did you hear Donald Trumps speech today mate?"....
"Sure did bud, shit comes out of arseholes"

by Anton bevermarsh January 8, 2021


Cat with a cream flavored arsehole

When you walk in on your son/daughter reading old table tennis magazines.

Father: Crap!
Mother: What happened?
Father: I walked in on Chris reading my old table tennis magazines! He was from grinning ear to ear like a cat with a cream flavored arsehole!
Mother: What the hell does that even mean? Is looking at ping pong even a bad thing?
Father: SHUTUP BITCH!

by manboobs mcniggerpants January 15, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole

An ugly woman with long frizzy hair

Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.

by Poll Hereford November 3, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž