to be classified as a stupid person
Colford is as smart as a can of crushed arseholes
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Of someone insincere and two-faced.
"Don't tell her anything - she's as false as forty arseholes."
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A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.
I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.
someone who is incredibaly ugly and not even a mother could love them
your as ugly as a hat full of arseholes
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When somebody you don't really like is talking rubbish.
"Did you hear Donald Trumps speech today mate?"....
"Sure did bud, shit comes out of arseholes"
When you walk in on your son/daughter reading old table tennis magazines.
Father: Crap!
Mother: What happened?
Father: I walked in on Chris reading my old table tennis magazines! He was from grinning ear to ear like a cat with a cream flavored arsehole!
Mother: What the hell does that even mean? Is looking at ping pong even a bad thing?
Father: SHUTUP BITCH!
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An ugly woman with long frizzy hair
Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.
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