ass

something you sit on

girl: eww did you just fart?!?!
boy: no
*boy looks under cloth*
boy: no my ass just sat on it
girl: oooh thats still nasty

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ass

a donkey i think

I left the door open and my ass ate all my cocks...

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ass

The backside

a stupid person

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

I know someone else already posted these but they r cool

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ass

1. Another word for butt that people use more often for some reason. It's mainly used for being perverted (touching people :|)

Person1: I grabbed her ass.
Person2: If only she was carrying a baseball bat.

2. Dumb person. Very overused and not really for alot of good reasons. Also used as asshat, smartass, dumbass ect,.

Person2: Good morning Person1 :)
Person1: Stop being such an ass.
Person2: Wtf did I do? o_o'

3. Donkey or mule.

Person1: I rode an ass up a mountain.
Person2: I don't want to know o_o'

An ass is a person's behind or a mule.

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ass

loved by gay men everywhere.

everyone who likes to give it up the ass is destined to be gay.

"i want to give it to my girlfriend up the ass"

"dude. your destined to be gay"

"dude. i said GIRLfriend"

"yeah. ok"

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ass

technical term: BUHDUNKADUNK, FATTIE, guurlshakethattillibustanut, mmm..

ass so fat you could see it from the front

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ass

1. the best thing in the world.
2. the thing i love most.
3. the body part of your mom i put my dick into last night.

oh look at the ass on that girl!

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