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Average Hoe

The slutty equivalent to an average joe. A generic bitch that listens to the same music, looks the same, and who's personality is basically exactly the same to every other chick like her, and is completely replaceable in every meaning of the word.

Joe: Duuude your girlfriend's so fucking hot why the hell'd you dump her ass?
Bob: Man, she was just another average hoe. just as shallow and blonde as the next bitch!

by curlykickass June 26, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Average size

Just a bit bigger than yours

Chad: "mine is average size ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž"
Brad: "and mine is slightly smaller :((((((((((((((((((((("

by bigbazzascott June 23, 2021

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Law of Averages

The trump card used at a cocktail party to convince someone who has lesser academic background and sophistication and legitimize your argument.

Q: Gun control doesnโ€™t work!

A: Wellโ€ฆThe Law of Averages says otherwise.

Q: 2nd amendment!

A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didnโ€™t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).

Q: The government is not taking my guns away!

A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.

Q: Government will not control me!

A: It already does, donโ€™t you have an ID?

Q: Yes?

A: The Law of Averages!

by vamonos a la playa January 2, 2013

32๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Average Jane

The female version of an "average Joe". A girl that's rather plain and doesn't stand out in a large crowd.

Girl #1: Omg! That girl in our second period is sooo plain, like geez all she does is listen to the Top 10 hits playlist and watch gossip girl!
Girl #2: I know right! She's such an average Jane.

by lordwussycat June 14, 2015

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


average bob

A simple person, who does not always grasp the concept at hand.

"Hey do you think Patrick can finish that report"
"I don't know he is kind of an average bob"

by _shameless_ March 26, 2014


The Great Average

The average length of a penis, currently 5.1 inches.

When Joe asked what The Great Average was, Ricky replied, and Joe's face was priceless.

by TaxMastersSuck January 20, 2011


neuro-average

It isnt as intolerable as a Neurotypical, for an unusual easily misunderstood person but they still have a a significant 'normal factor' but to a slightly lesser extent and are still somewhat prim and proper and able to get somewhat easily weirded out by non - NA/NT ppl. NA which is a half sister of Neurotypical are terms coined by the autistic and Aspergers community to describe thise defined as 'normal' by society in general and of course other types of Developemental disabilities should be included as well in differentiation from NT's and NA's. NA's may occasionally exhibit very borderline but few traits of very mild Aspergers, but who hasn't? We've all had our awkwards moment, not that aspies and Autees are per say awkward.

Man that girl is so easily tripped out by most types of peculiarity, but at least she'll still talk to me, perhaps she is what I could call neuro-average, which is almost lie am NT but with smoother edges.

by Jay Leo May 28, 2014