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A brand of okay-smelling colognes and body-sprays that is misused by teenagers everywhere who think it's perfectly okay to replace a clean, refreshing shower every morning or after P.E. with half a can of body spray. In their disgusting and futile attempt at hygiene, it ends with them smelling horrible and looking like a giant douchebag.
Lanky Teenager: I've got a bright idea - instead of taking a shower after P.E. like everyone else, I'll dunk some cheap Kilo body spray on myself!
*Walks into hallway*
Girl: *sniffs* What is that?
Lanky Teenager: It's my Axe - smells good, doesn't it? *constipated smile*
Girl: It smells like you're covering up a week-old skunk carcass with a bucket of gasoline. Get the fuck out before I pull the fire alarm.
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An act of filthy lust in which a woman has her legs chopped up by her partner, preferably with a fire axe or an axe of some sort.
Before you axe your girl, take her pants off. That way you won’t ruin them whilst your Axeing her.
A weapon of high destruction usually found in a middle school boys locker. This weapon suffocates the victims and gives the user delusions that they are cool.
A middle schooler's shower, often repelling all other life forms from the pure stench.
"Dude, what's that smell?"
"Oh, this is that new smell of Axe that my mom bought me."
How ignorant, uneducated people say “axe”
He hasn’t ax murdered you yet has he?
my sweet spot. soft, warm, sweet spot. though he can be such a player. and such a delayer. when he's here, he's here. and he will deliver. love him to meth.
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a saxophone, especially a large size saxophone. (actually, almost any musical instrument that can be played standing up can be referred to as an axe.)
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