n. A euphemism for having the shits, a.k.a. diarrhea.
"Ugh, my ass is sore from backdoor barfing all morning. I swear, if I have to wipe one more time my browneye will burst into flames."
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A babe who's really into barf.
- I fuckin tossed my cheese all over Carol, but she was into it. Total barf babe.
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A post-party activity (usually performed by college students) in which participants attempt to vomit more grotesquely than the other players. The winner is usually characterized by the loudest βgagβ reverberation, and/or the player with the most vomit material produced. Frequently takes place over the edge of a balcony; preferably onto your neighbors patio furniture, or a well-groomed garden. Deriving its name from the infamous βStar Warsβ, the game has been passed down through oral tradition in specific regions throughout California. Though the creator(s) are unknown, it is widely believed they expired from internal hemorrhage and/or alcoholism.
"Dude, Danny just projectile-vomited past that fern, so he is definitely the winner of Barf Wars."
"Darren almost died the last time we played Barf Wars."
"Steven never wants to play Barf Wars again; last time he shat his pants."
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Used to describe the product of foolish reasoning. Differs from bullshit in the sense that it pertains directly to the reasoning process of the one spouting the nonsense; bullshit, on the other hand, may be merely repeated nonsense, heard elsewhere.
His thesis is brain barf - no way is it going to get approved.
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the man who arrived out of nowhere in the early fucking PC 90s to end the streak of good country music crossover hits (a la the 80s) and made it so moronic, so slick and so yuppified that it is not country, it ain't pop, and it ain't rock'n'roll. It's just plain unpalatable. The Man in Black, Johnny Cash gave his opinion by flipping the bird, because of the crappy trends initiated by this watered down Bob Seger wannabe had led radio programmers to consider Cash's stash of songs to be "old school".
1. I saw Barf - uh, Garth - Brooks play on a TV special. Utter soccer mom crap. He botched up a good Billy Joel song ("Shameless"), his own songs are vapid and generic. He thinks he's Pete Townshend (guitar smasher!). Yuppy pukola.
2. Look at the wave of "country" stars that have sprung up since Garth "the Geek" Barf Brooks hit the big time.
Shania Twain, Martina McBride, LeAnne Rimes, Tim McGraw + Faith Hill (kiss this, kiss this) - garbage for the View on TV, for the Alex Keatings (sp?) of today. It's a joke.
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In a digital raster image, the pixelation or presence of distorted pixel artifacts generally caused by image compression in lossy file formats.
The name arises from the tendency of this messy dithering effect to appear splattered along the edges of contrasting color areas, as if pixels were vomited upon portions of the image.
Also sometimes referred to as pixel vomit.
The JPEGs Lydia exported were full of pixel barf.
The pixel barf was a clear indicator that this image would not be suitable for print.
Something that is so nasty that you will throw up over it.
"Hey Allison, how was that pizza?"
"It was barf sauce."