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two people that meet randomly at a bar & invite eachother to an online Scrabble game on their iPhones, which eventually leads to afternoon rendezvous and late night romps.
Yo dawg, I had this words with benefits hit me up the other night after a 60 point triple word score. So I went up to her crib & turned it out!
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This is a flatus stage that bridges the gap between a plain fart and a full-on shart. Whereas a fart leaves no solid evidence and a shart is a shorts-changing, date-ending, messy experience... farts with benefits contain fart particles (a.k.a. fecal mist).
Farts with benefits may be somewhat harmless in small quantities, but continuation may amount to the messiness of a mild shart.
I realized that my crabby ass was due to farts with benefits and I had to change my stained drawers.
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Two very good friends that share in sexual acts with eachother with no emotional connection or boyfriend-girlfriend label. Just engaging in the act of sex for fun.
"We fucked, but we didn't date. It was just a friends with benefits type thing, don't worry about it."
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Employee perks offered to the executive team of the Midwest’s most prestigious transport brokerage. Benefits include workout (aerobics) routines, nap time, & daily masturbation sessions. Often times benefits are collected after a long 3 hour work day of tending to patio gardens and watching girls out of the window and not talking to them.
Executive: Yo Creeper, you should have seen this ducking girl at the pool. She was so hot.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.
An employee benefit that no one uses but is perceived to be useful to employees. Sometimes taking the place of a high use benefit in order to cut costs.
Bruh, I don't want free online classes from a non accredited school, ghost benefit bullshit. I just want my health insurance back.
Two people who have feelings for eachother but do not want a relationship. Instead, they hook up every now and then. This is DIFFERENT from friends with benefits.
Person A: Are you guys dating?
Person B: No, we are just likers with benefits, not boyfriend and girlfriend.
When someone plays Ajani, the Greathearted and gives everyone a +1/+1 and loyalty counter then screams "NOW DO YOU SEE THE BENEFITS OF PEACE"
NOW DO YOU SEE THE BENEFITS OF PEACE