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the coming togethor of 2 ugly people for in-humane sexula activity
oi leroy n that hoodrat is goin off for some shanks and bigfoot
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The Bigfoot Fish is a hybrid version of American legend and goldfish.
Due to it's relatively small population, Bigfoot Fish trawls the depths of the ocean using it's one hairy foot attached to the top of its' head to proper itself. Due to its' design, the Bigfoot Fish, it often drowns due to its' need to remain upside down to walk along the bottom.
*In a submarine*
Guy 1: Woah, shit dudes! I just seen a Bigfoot Fish!
Guy 2: No way man! Are you sure?
Guy 1: Yeah dude! It was like, furry, and crap, and was like, upside down, and like, dude!
Guy 2: No way man! No way!
Guy 1: Yeah. It caught some fish dude. Was rad dude!
Guy 2: What man? Do they eat fish?
Guy 1: Yeah dude! It lives in water dude! It doesn't eat leaves or men like Bigfoot dude!
Guy 2: But you said it was a Bigfoot Fish man.
Guy 1: Yeah dude. It was dude!
Guy 2: Fuck. I'm confused man.
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its me I'm BIGFOOT/BIGBEN69 one of the coolist fuckers on the face of the earth
the tall guy guy that lives in colorado
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this is a very complex technique. it involves being nakey. first, you take a fig newton (no other cookie will do) with your foot. you then take the cookie (still cradled in your foot) and dip it in the hiney of the female you would like to do this to. after half of the fig newton is immersed in the booty, let it soak in the oils and herbs of the tushy until the innards become similar to that of a hot air balloon. at this point, take out the fig newton covered in poo and stank and feed it to the female with your foot as you spank the rump. continue this until bill cosby hand feeds you a muffin. amen.
I used a whole pack of fig newtons doing a bigfoot spank muffin.
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When an extremely hairy guy (apo) gets with an albino woman (white/ white blonde hair)and has a kid.
what an albino bigfoot mo fo.
damn thats an ugly albino bigfoot.
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30 year old men running through the woods screaming, shaking cameras, and pretending to be archaeologists
The History Channel Bigfoot show is the Miley Cyrus of television channels
The illegitimate female love child conceived between Bigfoot and the Spankmeister.
Not hard to believe that scarey hairy ho came from Bighoof an the Spanky... She is definitely a Bigfoot Spank Muffin.
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