Need a Bigger Boat

A term often used when a person sharts themselves at a party or bar but decides to suck it up and continue on with the night.

"Dude, Zander, are you alright?"

"No man, I'm gonna need a bigger boat."

"What?"

"There's been a shart attack. I can feel the liquid surrounding me but I'm gonna let it crust up and party on!"

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My nigger bigger

This is the highest comeback you can ever make, even higher than granny tranny. When used, God and Allah wage war in the entire universe until everything ceases to exist

You: Ur mom gay lol.
Bob: No u.
You: Your dad lesbian.
Bob: Granny tranny.
You: MY NIGGER BIGGER.

Everything and everyone: *Ded*

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Summon Bigger Fish

Originating from the webcomic "Darths & Droids", it describes an all-purpose spell in a role playing game, often used by a character in even the most ridiculous scenarios and situations.

Darths & Droids, Episode 33:
"I cast a spell to summon a bigger fish!" - "Like what?" - "Summon Bigger Fish!"

In a medieval RPG:
"You encounter a lonely deer, idly grazing away."
"I cast Fireball!"
"Oh no - why don't you just Summon Bigger Fish?!"

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Everything is bigger in Texas

Phrase used to describe the size of Texas and everything in it in relation to the rest of the United States.

i.e. the size my penis

Everything is bigger in Texas... EVERYTHING

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Bigger than shit

Matt Bucknovich's version you fucked up big time

Check the oil in that truck or you'll fuck it up bigger than shit

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Bigger Brother

The current process of becoming a society constantly being tracked and allowing technology to limit the freedom and truth; instead of expanding and enlightenment desired.

With respect to the novel ‘1984’; we are now entering into a society where BIGGER BROTHER is beginning to track our every move and motivation.

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Bigger nigger rigger

Fixing something that was already nigger rigged

"that shit was nigger rigged, how did you fix it, you must be a bigger nigger rigger"

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