Birthday

The day some one was born

Today's your Birthday!

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birthday

your birthday is a day of celebration just for you!You get presents and you get to have CAKE!

YOU-What did you get for your birthday?
ME-I got older!
BOTH-hahahaha

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Birthday

The day if the year where you get bine of what you asked for and end up getting shirts

Me: great shirts!! Thanks mom😢 really wanted that for my birthday.

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birthday

The best occasion of the year, because for example you could get free money on your birthday, you could get a free car on your birthday, etc.. Basically, one of your birthdays could be the best day of your life, just because of a good event happening for free.

I want to go to a strip club on my 21st birthday and ask for a free lap dance that day just because that day would be my birthday!

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Birthday

Every year that passes your one year closer to death’s doorstep.

In a way we are all slowly dying

Bill: Happy Birthday Bob

Me: You’re dying lol

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Birthday Time

Noun. Everybody knows their birthday, but there is exists an event called Birthday Time (coined by Ryan Nguyen).

This event occurs twice a day, everyday and is unique to each person's birthday, i.e. 2:16 am is Ryan's birthday time because he was born on the 16th of February.

You celebrate somebody's birthday time by shouting "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIME!" and singing the following Birthday Time Haiku (written by Ryan Nguyen):

Be really happy
Because it is your birthday
But just one minute

Birthday times are especially special when it turns someone's birthday time on their actual birthday day. In these cases, you should sing the birthday time haiku with extra enthusiasm and make sure to remind the recipient that this moment only occurs twice a year to make them feel even more special.

Remember, you only have one minute.

Example 1:
Ryan: "Damn, I should get to bed, its already past my birthday time and I have 8 am class tomorrow..."

Person: "Meh, you've still got time. At least its not pi time yet."

Example 2:
Ryan: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIIIME!!!"

Person: "what the fu--?"

Ryan: "Be really happy! Because it is your birthday! BUT JUST ONE MINUTE!! yaaay :D"

Person: "Thanks?"

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gay birthday

The day one come's out of the closet. A celebrated occasion as it marks the date that one truly starts living.

Friend 1: Why is Sam parading around saying it's their birthday? I thought that was in August...
Friend 2: Naw, four years ago today is when Sam was gay born. It's their gay birthday.