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Originally from southern Ontario. It's when you pop a bar, take a shot and then hit a fat popper.
"Yo Paul Blarts this weekend?"
"I did a Paul Blart last night it was fucked"
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A bloody-fart (blood+fart=blart) that happens when you do a line of cocaine. Also known as "mall copping"
This blow is good, I just about Paul Blarted myself.
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Paul Blart is my hero, he is so handsome and cool. I wana be like him when i grow up.
me: paul blart
you: my idol
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A sexy fat ass who's only method of transportation is through segway. Usually seen roaming the halls of a local mall, paul blarts are a rare and majestic species that can be distinguished by their large moustaches and bodacious bods
Scientist: Oh my god is that a paul blart? I just creamed my pants!
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A specific heart attack in which the subject has a heart attack via eating a comically large hamburger while watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
Troom Troom Narrator: Fry a big patty, the size of the whole pan.
Jarvis Johnson: But why? Are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of Paul Blart? (blart attack)
A combination of sharting (to accidentally shit your pants when you fart) and Paul Blart (from the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop) which means to accidentally shit your pants at the mall.
I got so stoked about that new Mario game I totally ended up Paul Blarting in line at GameStop, girl!
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When one receives a blow job whilst sharting.
Blarting exploded on the scene after its debut in Paul Blart Job Mall Cock.
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