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The day that all the blokes celebrate being a bloke and do things that blokes do. Usually involves partying. Occurs every wednesday.
Chris: HAPPY HAPPY BLOKE DAY!
Bloke1: Why thank ya bloke!
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Someone who looks after his/her mates. Always willing to lend a hand. Someone you can rely on for a favour. The term 'Good Bloke' is not necessarily gender specific. Usually bloke refers to a male but calling someone a 'good bloke' can be used to describe a male or a female.
A: "Hey Charlotte, can you take us down to the shops?"
B: "Yeah, no worries"
A: "F*** your a good bloke"
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instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.
Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!
when one minds their own business
“He ate the fancy batty and went bloke mode”
A person who has performed poorly as a friend.
willba is a shit bloke cos hes not out tonight
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The ulitmate of all devistators, "You are a Shit Bloke", you say it aggressively its harsher than cunt.
"Fucking shit bloke!"
"You are one shit bloke"
"Your a shit bloke sunshine"
"I haven't seen any shit blokes around except for you!"
Jack sold half a box of cigarettes for $20 to a drunk.
Tim yells at Jack "Boy! Your a Shit Bloke!"
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Derogatory term for a male who does things to the annoyance of his mates.
Man 1: We playing online tonight?
Man 2: Nah Darryl is playing football for the sixth time this week.
Man 3: What an absolute mess of a bloke.