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A definition of “pig” as defined by ladies and feminists, but a boar is ore sophisticated and asks the lady(s) permission before making perverted advances; in some ways a “gentleman perv”
Girl 1: Man I talked to this kinky-ass perv last night, wanted to choke me and do me from behind upon meeting!
Girl 2: Eww, sounds like a pig! Did you call the police?!
Girl 1: Nah, he was a Boar and asked nice first, so we did it.
A gay power bottom with a bad attitude
As a bear, I prefer to date otters, but why is it I always end up with boars?
One who can pick up fatties at the bar, then brags about it. The boar doesn't look at the female pig as disgusting (like most straight males do), he just sees a hole, and that's better than his hand. To him, it's all about the numbers, who cares if they weigh 350. To the boar, all he has to do is mention his steroided high school days, where he placed in the State weighlifting (see, there were only 3 competitors), and the huge panties come off.
The boar likes to think of himself as a stud, but in reality, the fatties are just desperate so they go home with him.
Look at Ol Boar, huggin on fat Kayla in the bar. He is either blind or just disgusting, yuck.
A male human who loves fat chicks. The boar will boast about all of the females he has bagged, but most of them are close to 400 pounds. All the boar sees is a hole.
There are two reasons the boar gets laid so easily by these piggies:
1) He knows that is the only chance he has to go home with someone other than his hand.
2) The piggies are just desperate.
Boars tend to also be a little queer. When his friends try to intervene about his awful taste of ladies, he will always come back with a gay joke, but all that does is tell you what he thinks about.
Look at that boar kissing on fat Kayla again. Yuck.
A man, who racks up big numbers because he mainly bangs fat women. The boar talks a big game but is really just doing his male companions a favor by taking the fat women out of the bar and off to market. Boars are usually a little queer too. They are attracted to fat girls because they look a little more like a dude.
Look at Boar, over at the bar with fat Kayla again, yuck.
Boar is a beautiful being, sent by the gaming fungus to protect fungus followers from hostile quagga and its other forms such as the move people. To protect yourself from being possessed by the hostile quagga, use the Boar animoji. This casts protection on the sender and the receiver. The enemy of Boar is pigs, pigs have treated Boar like an inferior to them for years. When Boar and pig were one, pigs acted like they were better than Boars and treated Boars horribly. One day, Boars got an offer from fungus the second (the fungus), to work with the gaming fungus. This motivated them to break away from pigs, and of course, pigs hated them. Boars were the working class, they ran the economy, while pigs sat in luxury. The wealthiest Boar was still poorer than the poorest pig. Saving the Boars is how fungus the second lost their power. The Boars needed gaming fungus level power to break away from the pigs, so fungus the second granted them that power, losing his own which lead to his existential crisis. This is why it took so long for the gaming fungus to reach Sebi. To this day, Boars are still important animals to fungus followers and they still work with the gaming fungus.
Fungus follower: Boar is so good, I love Boar
The move people: No, pig is better
Fungus follower: You're just possessed by the hostile quagga. Find the right path, find fungus.