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One of the best British Comedy programmes ever, a must see.. Well in truth..only if you have never seen it before, because it can get very repetative, And no, you will never understand the brit homour, so Yanks give it a miss!
Some guy trying to be Vikki Pollard: "Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but..
Some other Guy "Fucking shit up, dip shit! *Smack!*
If you have ever seen it you will understand, why people find it so repetative and how come being now find it unfunny,..
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A city in central connecticut.
Frequently divided into two parts
New Britski (polish people and the like)
and
Nuevo Britain.
This city has polish restaurants and markets as well as some slummy areas.
My polish aunt is from new britski. Carlos is from nuevo britain. However, they both live in new Britain
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Great Britain is a collective nation consisting of four smaller countries: England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Britain is the country that began the modern era and gave birth, during its colonial years, to many other ex-colonial countries including Australia, The United States, and Canada. Britain has immense political power for its size, and is also a major military power.
Britain also has great history, great healthcare and also the greatest education system in the world with world famous universities such as Oxford and Cambridge.
One thing that is forgotten by many American wankers is that they are, in effect, British. Great Britain has made one major blunder. Britain allowed America to create itself. The world's largest and best-trained military power was defeated by cowards, aided by Frenchmen. The fighting of two wars at once caused Britain to devote men to murder France, whilst the Americans snuck victories in the colony.
To those Americans who hate us British, you probably hate the French too. You Americans are either descended from honest British men, traitorous British men aided by Frenchmen, or you are yourself descended directly from a Frenchman. So you can stop poncing about calling everyone who doesn't live in your shitty 200 year old country full of non-native a 'fag' in your fucking stupid accents, and just accept that we are at very least your equals.
American: Hey, ur a British douchebag!!!1!!onehundredandeleven!!!1
British bloke: Stop making such an idiot of yourself. Great Britain and America are old allies and we should respect eachother.
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A british comedy written and directed by comedians Matt Lucas and David Walliams.
In truth, a hit and miss comedy which relies on the same catch-phrases in different scenarios. Weak humoured, really.
"Yer but no but"
"Anyone? No.. Dussst."
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Friend #1 - Little Britain is too funny!
Friend #2 - Yeah I Know!
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Won in 1940/41 by the british air force when outnumbered by the germans five to one. Britain stood alone when western europe had fallen and beat the nazis.
An englishman should always be proud of the battle of britain. We stood alone.
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A term used to define the current state of Great Britain.
A place of bad people, bad government, bad law enforcement, bad diet... a place where ASBOs are worn as badges of honour and a place where abuse is hurled at the honorable members of the military, a place where traditional culture is abandoned for the sake of political correctness.
A place of moral grey-area, thus considered 'grey'.
Great Britain is dead; Grey Britain has taken over.
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