c

Big, blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in.

Baldrick: I've done "C".

Blackadder: Right. Let's have it, then.

Baldrick: Right. "Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in."

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c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!

Used in Killer Instinct. This is used when several people say the same thing one after the other.

Person 1: Y helo thar
Person 2: Y helo thar
Person 3: Y helo thar
Person 4: Y helo thar
Person 5: C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!

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c's

A pill that contains various types of cough medicinethat will cause you to hallucinate or trip out. There are no effects to your body such as being adicted how ever it does kill brain cells.

Ibuprofen is comonly used to make c's.

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C++

Best programming language ever.

C++ is fucking awesome.

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The C's

Boston Celtics

Did you watch the C's play last night?

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C++

In continuation with the definition given in (2), there are a further set of C++ developers who aspire to have such absolute dominion over their development that they actually rework the compiler they are using so that the syntax they write is compiled in the exact way they want. This group of elitists make those C++ programmers as detailed in definition (2) look like a pack of uneducated noobs. They, like those in (2) always insist that everyone must go through a horrifically painful set of years of digesting documentation to become Jedi's.

Jedi's have long forgotten what its like to be a novice programmer and are often arrogant pricks about anyone asking them questions on any level. Just don't ask them for help - Jedi's only talk shop with other Jedi's, and that includes Masters.

Situation of a Person A (jedi) talking to Person B (master)

Person B - 'I'm trying to accelarate this algorithm, however no matter what I do, I can't get this data values to split right so that I can run them in parallel'

Person A - 'Why don't you just modify the memory function associated with it?' (always asked as if its the most obvious thing in the world)

Person B - 'Wouldn't know where to start with that one - how do I go about it?, any pointers?'

Person A (In the most drained, how the fuck could you not understand this condescending tone) - 'I'll send you the documentation'

Note the documentation component, even if its a one line fix C++ masters and jedi's especially will 99% of the time point you to the documentation, which in general was written by Jedi's for Jedi's and is fucken useless for someone starting out.

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C²

1. The length of the hypotenuse of a right triangle squared, which is equal to the sum of each of the other sides squared.

2. A shortcut between two destinations that resembles the C side of a right triangle.

3. Standing to the left or right of a beirut table to shoot with the line of the diagonal cups.

1. A² + B² = C²

2. "Why go all the way down this street and take a right to get to town? Just hit up the C²."

3. Lloyd - "Hey! Why are you standing to the side? Thats closer to the cups!"
Dave - "What the hell are you talking about, Lloyd? I'm the C² of this shit."

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