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when you get a rusty nail full of tetanus and cram it down your urethra with a hammer.
dude, i just gave myself the most gnarly carpenter job over with a sledge-hammer.
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Stemming from ancient Nordic boatbuilding times, this traditional hazing ritual has been rebirthed in the extended modern woodworking community and is still revered as a right of passage in this noblest of trades
An appreciative apprentice kneels within a standing circle of their peers, where as a true sign of respect, proceed to masturbate furiously over the face of "the chosen one".
Once the youngling has been supremely coated, this is directly followed by a large battering of sawdust to aid the curing process.
An important step is to have Rick Astley play in the background.
The pupil now becomes the plastered master
A-Boy: The new guys really coming into his own, how long has he been here for?
B-Boy: I remember his first day, has to be about three years now
C-Boy: Oh boy, looks like he's prime for a Carpenters Bukkake, I'll grab the lube and dust
A-Boy: (singing) never gonna, never gonna, never gonna...
B-Boy: Kneel child, it's time for us to pay our respects
D-Boy: Thanks guys, it's such an honou……(muffled gargle)
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Wrapping your dick around a doorknob, then pulling down on the tip, thus turning the handle and opening the door.
G1: Dude, check this out
G2: If you do the carpenters roll, again, then I'm going to call the cops
G1: *already undoing his belt* huh?
Someone who gets married, then gets divorced , and then marries her/him again.
My parents were a pair of Polish carpenters! They cut the board twice!!!...and it was still too short.
Job shaming someone like the guy from Cosby Show. "Is Bob rich?" No, he's a poor carpenter and not nearly as sophisticated as us rich lawyers!" Or
So, I hear your a carpenter now. *cough* (when you want to put someone down")
I hear they're carpenter shaming the new hire.
The most loveable, relatable, interesting, hottest, luscious Scream character. She is the reason the Core 4 is alive. She ended the Kirsch family with one knife and gun. She obliterates Sid. She ate and did. She is an icon. She got hate in Scream 5 but thats because people were jealous of her. If I had to pick 90 Scream characters, she will be my number 1.
( Tara ) Oh my!!! My sister Sam Carpenter is such a baddie. She ate as she should!!
( Hater ) Uh obvi! Sam Carpenter ate I was proved wrong....
(Sam) Girl I know I am the one and only Sam Carpenter don't mess with me or I will throw hands.
The biggest loser you will ever find. Has no friends. Lives in a basment. Is master prestige on all Call of Duty games. Has zero self esteem.
For example
Guy:"That kid is exactly like Gabe Carpenter."