Cell Screaming

The all-too common practice of yelling at the top of your lungs into your cell phone.

Far from using the most sophisticated communications technology on the planet, many people seem to believe that they're connected to the other person by a pair of soup cans with a string stretched between them. Thus, they feel compelled to SCREAM at the top of their lungs whenever speaking on their cell phones.

Part of the problem is the extremely poor ear-piece design in most modern cell phones and the resulting inability for the person talking to get the right level of feedback. This is something that phone engineers had down to a finely tuned science a hundred years ago but seems to have been lost on current phone design engineers.

Bob: "Geeze, Fred. I'm trying to eat here. Must you always be cell screaming while we're having lunch?"

Fred: "Sorry, Bob. I didn't even realize that I was doing that."

Bob: "Well, it's not entirely your fault, part of it is that crappy phone. But still, get a grip. Your throat must be sore!"

cell balling

I got a Glock in my 'Rari
17 shots, no .38

I'm like, yeah, she's fine
Wonder when she'll be mine
She walk past, I press rewind
To see that ass one more time
And I got this sewed up
Remy Boyz, they know us
All fast money, no slow bucks
No one can control us
Ayy, yeaaah baby

Uh, yeah, Monty
Tell me what you see
Is it money or it’s me?
I smoke twenty, smell the weed
I got hunnies in my V
They like, "Monty, can you be my baby daddy?"
I’m like, "Yeah"
I got Robins on my jeans

"Cell Balling is very sexy"

cell-LO!

The appropriate way to greet a fellow cellist.

"Cell-LO! Going to rehearsal?"

Cluster Cells

'Cluster Cells' are a group of cells that can appear on the penis when it is unclean. These cells can cause smegmal discharge to be emitted from the penis.

VEGAS: "CLEAN THAT CLUSTER OF CELLS"

VEGAS: "WE NEED A ONE AND DONE CLUSTER CELL CLEANER"

Dee Dee: " '-do you know if Nader has any Cluster Cells?' What do you mean by that? I'm not sure what you mean miss Holly."

cell-centered

The state of being overly focused on one's cellular telephone. Applies to people who are constantly sending text messages, answering telephone calls, tweeting, or updating Facebook in social situations.

Be prepared to be ignored if you go out for dinner with Alyssa. That girl is totally cell-centered.

hit the cell

Call me on my cell phone.

I'm out. Hit the cell and we can talk.

splinter cell

An agent who has the freedom to eliminate any threat he perceives in any manner he sees fit.

Usually such agents are covered by "plausible deniability" - the agent is told what his job is, but not through the normal chain of command, so that the orders are not recorded. This way, if the agent is captured or killed, the government who sent the agent can claim that he was a rogue agent, acting without official orders or permission.

Sam Fisher is a spinter cell.