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Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy

1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.

Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.

I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.

by AliceKettle November 9, 2014

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Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy

1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.

Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.

I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.

by AliceKettle November 9, 2014

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The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

Tylers favourite midnight snack

Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

by Lewis. E August 29, 2023


cerebral paisley

Refers to the lovely delicate random-swirly patterns created by the natural structural-formations of the brain.

Every mammal has a unique cerebral paisley pattern that is all his own --- no two brains are exactly alike.

by QuacksO June 3, 2018


Cerebral

Itches the most satisfying part of your brain

God-tier, God-like

Really really good sexual pleasure

When shawty gives you bomb head and you’re left speechless… all you can say is “that shit was cerebral

“Bro I just hit the bong for the first time in weeks. That shit was cerebral”

by ConfederateGroupie August 30, 2022


Cerebral Phenom

A description for one who has superior intellect and also outstandingly talented or admired.
A nickname bestowed upon someone who is the Incomparable, Indescribable, and Indestructible.

- The person who holds this title is also The bona fide Egypt's Finest

THIS MAN IS INCREASINGLY TALENTED, ADMIRED AND INTELLIGENT. I SHOULD CALL HIM MR. CEREBRAL PHENOM

by CherryRipe January 14, 2018


cerebral vortex

A total emptiness of mind. A state of extreme derp. Similar to writer's block, but can apply to anything.

1. Someone asked me what my address was yesterday and I just blanked. Total cerebral vortex
2. Fuck, I've been trying to write this paper for the past hour and I'm still looking at an empty google doc. The cerebral vortex is real today

by stuffwithben April 22, 2021