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Often confused with "financially responsible" by stupid materialistic people who are extremely irresponsible with money, are likely in shitloads of debt, and have rich parents to sponge off of.
Examples of Cheap Asses:
Washing and re-using things such as paper towels, glad bags, trash bags, disposable razors, other disposables etc.....
Buying a beat up $400 clunker and driving it for 20+ years
Buying that wimpy single-ply butthole scraping dingleberry making sand paper, because it cost a whole dollar less than normal TP.
Stealing all the napkins, sporks, and ketchup packets from a fast food restaurant to take home.
Using the same tea bag/coffee filter for months at a time.
Showing up to a BYOB party with a 4 pack of steel reserve (or some other foul ass cheap beer typically consumed by alcoholics), bumming the good beers from friends all night, and leaving with said 4-pack.
Constantly "forgetting" wallet to get out of paying restaurant bills when eating out with friends.
Not tipping the waitress, even though the service and meal was satisfactory.
Moron: "Why can't you borrow me $5200 so I can pay off my credit card bills and support my gambling addiction? You're such a cheap ass!"
Financially responsible "cheap ass": "I won't borrow you any of my hard earned money because you'll probably end up blowing it some stupid useless shit you saw on TV, like a designer anal massager, instead of putting it towards your credit card bill anyway. Since you're unable to pay your bill, how can I trust that you'll even pay me back? Can't you get your daddy to pay it off, since he's loaded?"
Moron: "Nope, my cheap ass daddy finally got tired of my bullshit and cut me off."
Financially responsible "cheap ass": *palms forehead*
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The smell of marijuana
Also "Sweet Perfume"
"Now the half-time air was sweet perfume", Don McLean - American Pie
"A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume" Journey - Don't stop believin'
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A very stingy person that doesnt like to spend money. Usually buys something for the least amount of money they possibly can.
Boy gets his mother a pen for 50p as a christmas present
What a cheap skate!
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I women who would do sexual favors for tangible goods.
Yo, that cheap whore blew me and my homie for something.
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the guy and/or hyna that shows up constantly empty handed asking for substance or money that's owed which accumulates to less than 20 dollars that you know you've made up for; Nonetheless, never putting in on a damn thing. "aka" beer/bud or any sort of debauchery
Damn, that's a cheap fool always showing up asking for his shit.
Yea, fuck him. He's a Cheap fool
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A gimmick that deceives the wits by using specious devices; perhaps catering to the stupidity or base desires of those falling prey to such a deception.
"That was a cheap trick you pulled on my last weekend!"
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Masterbating/wanking in ones trousers and underwear
Callum had maths with the girl he liked and cause he's a perv he had a Cheap Steven when she bent over infront of him