Cheeze it

A more polite way to say "Jesus". Often used as a correction.

Person: "JESUS! Stop lying you idiot!"

Christian:" Did you just use the Lord's name in vain!?!"

Person: "I said cheeze it! CHEEZE IT!"

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beez cheez

SEX CHEESE!!!! The thing to eat when getting down and dirrtay.

"While me and him were getting it on I had me a craving for that beez cheez!"

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Flumunda Cheez

Oily, viscous residue on an unwashed male scrotum, usually peppered with bits of lint and/or trapped pubic hairs.

"Ay yo, hey, you want some Flumunda cheez?"
"The fuck is 'Flumunda cheez'?"
"Da cheez flumunda deez nutz, foo!"

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Dub Cheez

Slang for a "double cheese burger" you get at McDonalds.

We's gotta to get a dub cheez.
We got's to get a dub cheez.

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Cheez Sack

A ripe, smelly, sweaty, unkept male scrotum. Cultivated after days or weeks of not bathing.

Man I got cheez sack. Smell my fingers. I just scratched muh ballllzzzzz.

Cream Cheez

When you have a nasty case of cheesedick and you vigorously beat off and nut all over your bellend. You keep stroking the semi-flaccid penis creating a frothy, amalgam of semen and smegma.

I whipped up some serious cream cheez when I did a little tugger last night.

My knob was so nasty it made like an ounce of cream cheez when I beat one out.

Chester Cheezing

Giving someone a hand job or masturbating (a self chester cheez) after having cheetos, doritos, or any other snack with a cheesy powder, thus giving the individual an orange dick.

April had a bunch of Nacho Cheese Doritos and gave me a handy, she was totally Chester Cheezing me.