LGBTQWTF

The tendency of the LGBTQ community to drive farther and farther into the completely absurd. Describes those who deliberately set out to be on the bleeding edge just to be "special enough" -- usually as a trend or influence -seeking affectation.

Kylie: What the hell is going on with Brad this week? He's going around telling people he identifies as a pyrosexual tablespoon and his pronouns are the color orange and the number 3?

Mike: I guess being bi wasn't getting him the attention he wanted. He's gone full LGBTQWTF now.

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Red beer

noun., A red beer is similar to a michelada (or 'chelada) but not as fancy. Simply mix up one part light lager or IPA to one part V8 vegetable juice (the "Spicy" variety if you're feeling adventurous") and sock it down -- the colder it is, the better it works as a "hair of the dog" hangover remedy.

Jerry: "Fuck, dude, too much rye last night. Build me a red beer, will ya?"

Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."

Pyaurgh

Verb: To vomit so suddenly and unexpectedly that it's blowing in the wind before you even knew it was coming.

Jeff: "Oh, man! I had no idea how good tequila is!"
Julio: "Told you, man! And you were worried it would make y--PYAURGH!!!"

Betch

Term used between effeminate homosexual men to refer to one another.

Ehw muggawd, gimme that shirt, betch.

No way! Go to Hot Topic and get yer own, betch!

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pewp

v. to defecate with violent intensity

n. the result of defecating with violent intensity

a. resembling the result of violent defecation

Pewp is a more intense version of poop, with the change in spelling meant to suggest violence (i.e. "Pew-pew-pew!", as if feces is being launched from, rather than squeezed out of, the anus.)

Pull over at the next rest stop, man! I gotta pewp so hard I'm liable to shatter a toilet bowl!

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padoodinum

Alternative name for the pingush!, generally used as a euphemism between or around religious or just old fashioned folks to prevent them from getting outraged.

"Get over here, Maggie, Oy wants ta stuff me padoodinum inta yer fanungulator!"

Fo' Shizzle My Nizzle

An abbreviation of the Latin phrase, "For Shegro, My Negro."

Although modern linguists are unclear on the definition of the word 'Shegro', it is widely believed that it is related to the worship of the Roman Goddess Goddamnatsonehugebitchia. Certain daily activities were thought to cause the goddess to increase further in size; therefore, these activities were conducted 'for shegro.'

"Yo, you wanna go to the liquor store for a fifth of cat piss?"
"Fo' shizzle my nizzle!"

(Or, from the ancient Latin)

"Come hither, O Dumbassitus Putridus! Let us away to the market of bottled lusciousness!"
"For shegro, my negro!"

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