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When someone does a Stalin but then proceeds to call out that one time you did a Hitler. i.e. someone escaping a wrongdoing by drawing attention to something you did a while ago.
Guy who kicked a puppy: "HA! Take that you furry lovable thing!"
Guy who accidentally ran over his dog in the driveway: "Dude! What the fuck! Not cool!"
GWKAP: "Yeah, well you killed your dog you murderer!"
GWAROHDITD: *sobbing* "I'M SORRY PUPPERTON! WHYYYYYYY!"
Ghost Doggo: "That's what yer call a churchillism!"
when you eating a girl out but you accidentally bite the clit
"mmm that's real nice Bab-- AAA WHAT THE FUCK OW DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHURCHILL CROCODILE???"
Churchill High School, located in Livonia, Michigan is the home of an astute bunch. Firstly, the CAPA kids who play with each others holes and congregate near the Black Box have no problem sucking face and dropping pants at any spot they get. The MSC kids think they know the struggles of the world when they a 98% instead of a 99% on their AP Comp Sci exam, The Student Council is the most embarrassing orgy of badly painted mental health signs and ugly, ugly fucking spirit weeks, and the Band is.. The band. They wear funny hats though. Not going to lie, shut it down now.
“You been to Churchill High School recently?”
“Not after that old shitty Urban Dictionary Post from 2006 about it. Any different now?”
“Not really.”
Person 1: Hey, are you in Kris' Churchill Server?
Person 2: Yeah man, it's a corrupt government
A fish seen with a large cigar* in its gob.
*A Bondi Cigar- a floating turd.
Cripes, did you see the school of Churchill Cod this morning? Must have been curry night last night.