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The skill off being able to beat your meat whilst clapping in appreciation at the good porn you are watching.
Mark cames 1st in the national clanking championship last week.
Clanking is the action of having sexual intercourse with an animatronic, such as freddy fazbear for example. People who participate in doing this can be referred to as clankcels or clankmaxxers.
I clanked last night man.
That clankcel be clankmaxxing fr fr.
That clanking session was absolutely insane man.
(English) Clanking or "to clank" is for a person to have very specific point of views that differ from facts known by countries around the globe.
Reasoning: These views are common sense and can be looked up via the internet to be proven right, yet they are nowhere to be found.
Logic: None
Association: Typically occurs with people named Brian.
Person A (male): I still cannot believe how horrible the Holocaust was!
Brian: God! The Holocaust never happened go look it up and do some research.
Person A (male): You don't have to be so rude, you hurt my feelings.
Brian: Maybe if you didn't have so much estrogen in your body, you wouldn't act like this.
Person A (male): Why are you clanking so much. Go learn something.
Brian: Fuck you and fuck Naruto! Dragon Ball Z all the way!
somebody who is sexually attracted to cars
That guy is such a clank he's in a relationship with his 1998 toyota corolla.