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One of only three sports ever invented, the other two being ultimate disc and rock climbing.
Rock climbing is fucking incredible.
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Of all so-called "extreme sports" (activities that about 1/2 the time are undertaken, or claimed to have been undertaken, by otherwise boring people in a desperate attempt to become interesting), this is probably the trendiest way to give yourself the affectation of ruggedness, danger, physical fitness, etc. Note that most people who express an interest in rock-climbing or purchase incidental gear such as carabiners, have never climbed and never will.
See also: posers, conformity of noncomformity, North Face, bungee jumping.
Inner thought bubble of "extreme sports" Aberzombie, "Dude, all the chicks will be on me if I wear this carabiner on my belt loop and talk about rock climbing! I better buy this magazine so I can look like I know what I'm talking about!"
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an extremely sizable and satisfying dump, so big in fact that you need to climb off it.
That was a massive crap, a real climb off.
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the act of backing up a wall untill your penis is over your head then masturbating so you cum on your own face
me "dude zach was climbing the wall yesterday"
them "ew dude thats so nasty"
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(in video games)The act of driving up a steep hill to kill the guy on top or other side of that hill.
In that battle there was some serious mountain climbing going on.
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the act of climbing one's Brock.
Christian (the gay kid) loves to go brock-climbing.
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When a Professional sportsman is injured during a sex act where he is snorting cocaine off his lovers back while giving her anal on a stair case and the bannister breaks leading to an injury. He then simply says "I was climbing the stairs and fell' in a way to explain his injuries.
I was climbing the stairs and now my penis is broken.
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