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Goodie closet

A closet filled with goods

Can I get something from the goodie closet?”
Sure

by PigIA September 01, 2020


The Glass Closet

When a homosexual is in the closet but everyone who meets them know that they're totally gay. Resulting in a closet that is completely see through.

Bill: Hey you guys check out this cute sweater I got at the mall.
Steven: Dude is Bill Gay?
Todd: Officially no, but everyone knows he's in the glass closet.

by stonetemplepilot May 02, 2014


Closet Bronsexual

A person who has yet to come out of the closet as a bronsexual. Usually starting off sentences " I'm not a LeBron fan but". Then proceeds to show a defensive demeanor about LeBron James.

That guy secretly loves LeBron. He's a closet bronsexual

by LeBron James haters United July 06, 2015


closet furry

A person who is or was unsure about identifying as a furry or disclosing their status as a furry to others.

1. He was coming out of the closet yesterday, telling me that he was gay and a closet furry.

2. Am I really a furry or an animal lover? No one has to know; I'll just be a closet furry for now...

by Angel of Jazz January 31, 2016


Closet Gamer

A person who is secretly into gaming/playing video games but chooses to not let certain people know about it, since they may not approve of it. Similar to a Closet Nerd.

Todd doesn't like it when people try to talk to him about gaming in school, so his gamer friends label him as a closet gamer.

by Mikee011 June 10, 2006


pinocchio's closet

Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.

1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage

2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans

by horseonabicycle August 18, 2009


Falling into the closet

The act of accidentaly falling onto a homosexual male's erect penis.

1. Heiko was so drunk last night that he was falling into the closet.

2. I heard that JJ fell into the closet with Marco after he had slipped on a bannanna peel.

by JJs 4 Life August 07, 2009